Beyond creatures, recent sets have added several strong noncreature payoffs for Goblin decks
Habanero : Youll need a fair amount of heat tolerance for a Habanero Tier deck
If another player gains control of Lightning, you won't be able to play any of the exiled cards, even if you later regain control of Lightning
Finally, the Thirteenth Doctor hands counters around whenever you cast cards not from your hand, and she untaps creatures with counters
But if JD Vance was playing that at the kitchen table against his buddies, then people probably thought he was kind of a jerk. There are many cards in Magic that let you gain life by fulfilling certain conditions, endlessly replenishing whatever you sacrifice
Heroic Intervention and Akroma's Will are both great cards to keep your dinosaurs alive as they trample opponents to death